An adaptation of the immortal 'betromax' comedy in a context most of us are familiar with.. One of the funniest forwards that I've received. Cheers to Raju on that...

All in All Project Manager – Koundamani:

Senthil: Anney!

Koundamani: Dai! Romba Naalaiku appuram Intha NHS project delivery-ku poga poguthu!
Latcha roova kedaikum. Athan testing panniturikean.

Senthil: En santhehatha (doubt) Theethu Vainganney!

Koundamani: Ennada?

Senthil: Intha NHS Project eppadi ney Run aaguthu?

Koundamani: Aa! Appdai Vaa! Ithukku thaan Oorukkulla oru All in All Project Manager Venumgrathu!
Adey! Komutti thalaya! Ithukku Peruthaan main application. (Koundamani explains the flow to Senthil)

Senthil: Ithula eppadi ney run aagum. Ponganney!

(Senthil Shift + deletes the project.)

Senthil: Enna anney athukkula Kanama poochu?

Koundamani: ???!!??!!@*

Client: Inga All in All Project Manager yaarunga?

Senthil: Ivaru thaan.

Koundamani: Dai!
Athu Naan thaanga!

Client: Saayangaalam project delivery tharanum! NHS project venum!

Koundamani: NHS Project-A venumaa?

Client: Aaamaanga!

Koundamani: Yean , intha railway reservation,library automation ellam venaama?

Client: Railway reservation a? Ayyo! Athellam venaanga!

Koundamani: Appo! NHS project ellam illa. Kraaapu vettirukka client-ku ellam NHS Project Kudukkurathilla!

Client: ???!!??!!@*

The word NERD originates from the reverse of the word DRUNK, i.e. KNURD bracketing all those people who wouldn't care a damn to go *boilk* on a fine Sunday morning.

Llewelyn Moss: What's this guy supposed to be, the ultimate badass?
Carson Wells: No, I wouldn't describe him as that.
Llewelyn Moss: How would you describe him?
Carson Wells: I guess I would say he doesn't have a sense of humor. His name is Chigurh.

-No Country for Old Men

(pic, courtesy sreekumar)

The triumphant Indian colts at Trinity circle.
circa 2003 and before: cricketers' names and stats was at the proverbial fingertips.
status quo: I could only identify Virat Kohli of the lot.

boys grow up..