Me: Oh Lord help me...
God: yawn...yeah go on...
Me: Ive got this one wish..could you make me happy till I die?
God: Sure pal..Wish granted..
Me: Thanks mate!
God: my pleasure.. happy??
Me: Yeah baby..
God: (removing a dagger and slicing my throat) swoosh...
Me: ....wtf??....
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